WHY I LEFT TEACHING!!!!!

Teacher: Class, let us show the Principal and our guests how much we have learnt so far this year. Let’s do comparisons…when I say small you go small, smaller, smallest, ok?

Lets start; Big…
Class: Big…bigger…biggest!!!

Teacher: Clean

Class: Clean…cleaner…cleanest!!!

Teacher: Tall

Class: Tall…taller…tallest!!!

Teacher (beaming wide) : Very good, n..
Class: Very good…very gooder…very goodest!!!

Teacher: Hayi,maan…
Class: Hay’ maan…hay’ maaner…Hay’ mannest!!!

Teacher: Stop it,Now
Class: Stop it now…stop it nower…stop it nowest

Teacher: Oh, please, G…
Class: O’ please…O’ pleaser…O’ pleasest!!!

Teacher: Look at me!
Class: Look at me…Look at me-er…look at me-est!!!

Teacher: Voetsek!
Class: Voetsek…Voetseker…Voetsekest!!!!

THE POOR TEACHER RAN OUT OF THE CLASS AND, TO THIS DAY, REFUSES TO SET FOOT IN A CLASS

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