|1. Some1 calls u @ 2am and asks; "Are u sleeping?"
Ans: "No, I was waiting for ur call idiot".
2. When it’s raining and some1 notice u going out, they ask; "Are u
going out in this rain?"
3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her
4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask; "Did you
5. You’re standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to
your office, yet they ask; "Are you going up?"
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask;
Ans: "No baby, they’re carrots!
7. YoU are in the toilet and lock the door and someone knocks, asking,
8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend saw you and
asked; "What are you doing here?"
Ans: "I’m here to pay my school fees…" IDIOT!!!
9. When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still
ask; "Are you sleeping?"