Don’t copy if you can’t paste!!!

A consultancy firm in Johannesburg required the services of a Chief Whip and thus advertised in the post.

Among the many applicants were a Zulu and a Tsonga.

On their way to the interviews they discussed possible questions and

agreed on a framework of answers.

On arrival the Tsonga was the first to be interviewed and the same
questions as discussed were asked.

Here is how the interview went:

Panel: Who is the world’s most famous footballer?

Tsonga man: It was once Maradona but now it is Ronaldo.

Panel: When did our country gain it’s Freedom?

Tsonga man: Efforts started in 1960 but finally in 1994.

Panel: Is there water in Mars?

Tsonga man: Some say so, but it has not been scientifically proven.

Panel: Why do you think we should give you the job?

Tsonga man: Well, I have the experience, expertise and I am good at it.

The clever Zulu man memorised only the discussed answers, not the

questions.

Panel: Who is your father?

Zulu man: It was once Maradona, but it is now Ronaldo.

Panel: When were you born?

Zulu man: Efforts started in 1960, but finally in 1994.

Panel: Your CV shows that you have 12 children, why that many?

Zulu man: Well I have the Experience, expertise and I am good at it.

Panel: Are you mad?

Zulu man: Some say so, but it has not been scientifically proven!

MORAL OF THE STORY – DONT COPY IF YOU CANT PASTE

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